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dottoraqn:


ATTENTION ALL BE PREPARED FOR THIS SATURDAY

PTERODACTYL SCREECH

Woooo! We have something to look forward to this Saturday!!

yjfanvids:

dottoraqn:

ATTENTION ALL BE PREPARED FOR THIS SATURDAY

PTERODACTYL SCREECH

Woooo! We have something to look forward to this Saturday!!

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Anonymous asked: I can't believe I lost a bunch of weight using the TUMBLR DIET!!! Are u using this too? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TwitterHealthDiet[d0t]com

“Are you calling me fat? Because oh boy, your in for trouble.”

koizumisato:

Young Justice Photoshop Meme - seven characters (5/7): Wally West

What can I say? I’m the man! The man who finally figured out that the sweetest birthday present a lucky stiff like me could ever get was seeing that little girl smile.

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Magic!Anon List of DOOM.

  • Blood: Your thirst for blood is insatiable. No, you aren't some vampire with convenient sharp teeth. You gotta find blood to eat or you'll starve; all other food and drink make you promptly vomit.
  • Stuttering: You have an irresistibly cute stutter for the next _____
  • Little Bird: For ____, you have cute little wings. No, not big enough to fly. Yes, big enough that you might need to cut holes in your shirt.
  • Lips Like Morphine: You want to kiss everyone who says your name for the next ____.
  • Super Psycho Love: For the next ___, you're on a quest to make out with the one person you know you shouldn't.
  • Use Me: You have to abide to anyone that says your name, followed by a command. Lasts for _____.
  • Blood, Sex, and Booze: You wake up tied to a chair, your head hurts like fucking hell, and you taste blood on your lips holy shit you're bleeding. Oh yeah, and you're horny as shit. You're stuck for ____ or until someone helps you out.
  • Nice Guys Finish Last: If you're a nice guy, now you're bad. If you're a bad guy, you're now nice. If you're somewhere in the middle, you're now a fuckin' cat.
  • Just a Little Girl: No, I don't give a fuck about your gender. For the next ____, you're a little girl.
  • The Mirror: You become split into two versions of yourself -- your good and your evil, for ___.
  • Automatisch: You are now a robot or a cyborg (have metallic parts) for _____.
  • Anyway You Want It: You have to follow the next 5 commands in your inbox, no matter what. (Can only be refuted by another anon).
  • So Fierce: You're suddenly some kind of sex kitten, for ______. You smouldering temptress.
  • Chained to You: Physically, you are chained to (anon decides) for _____ long. Include chain leeway (length).
  • Brainwashed: You will be brainwashed by the next person to say your name. Lasts for _____.
  • T-Shirt: You can wear nothing but a t-shirt for ______.
  • When They Come For Me: Yeah. They're coming. You better run. They'll give up the hunt on _____.
  • I Don't Like The Drugs: Way to develop a physiological drug dependency for ____. Way to go, Tiger.
  • Pushing Me Away: You now love everyone you hated. You hate/are scared of the ones closest to you. Relationships that are somewhere in the middle are unaffected. Lasts for _____.
  • I'm Dying: I'm so...so sorry...
  • Kryptonite: Well, aren't you a hunk. You've got super strength, speed, x-ray vision, and dazzling hair. There's only one thing that can stop you, and that's (anon decides).
  • Drunk: Get Home You're drunk for _______. (Anon can specify a KIND of drunk; angry drunk, horny drunk, emotional drunk, etc..)
  • Killer in You: You want to kill everyone with RP with for ______. The only way to stop it is to kill yourself (you'll come back, obvi. But whether or not you know that...)
  • Good Life: For _____, you have everything you've ever wanted. When it disappears, though...
asker

mayzingnerddowell asked: Supermartian

vomit | no way | don’t ship | okay | (fucking cute) | (adorable)| sexy | (perfect)| flawless | ship forever | i will ship them in hell

mylastwordsbeforeidie:

Thanks for being in my childhood

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Thanks for being in my preteen / teen years

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Thanks for being in the last years of my adolescence and early in my adulthood.

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But most of all, thanks for being my superheroes.

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lady-harkness:

vomit | no way | don’t ship | okay | fucking cute | adorable | sexy | perfect | flawless | ship forever | i will ship them in hell

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bornonvenus:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

bornonvenus:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

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  • 1st Person gets: A hug
  • 2nd Person gets: A kiss
  • 3rd Person gets: Make out session
  • 4th Person gets: A Date
  • 5th Person gets: To seduce my muse and they’ll willingly comply.
  • 6th Person gets: A heartfelt confession
  • 7th Person gets: A lap dance
  • 8th Person gets: Married to my muse for a week
  • 9th Person gets: Chained to my muse for three days
  • 10th Person gets: My muse at your muse’s beck and call

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